I don't miss the alcohol
"This is a sophisticated drink that tastes like a scratch margarita. Get some for your party!"
Desert Margarita
$40.00
- 8 cans
Inspired by the unique combination of sour oranges & sweet limes that thrive at the Mission Garden Tucson, in the heart of the Sonoran Desert - our tang-tastic triple citrus margarita is so tasty & salty you won't miss the booze. Tamarind, tangerine juice and chamomile round out the complex flavor profile.
Our bespoke blend of adaptogens (Ashwaganda, L-Theanine, & American Ginseng) replace the buzz of alcohol and work symbiotically with your body’s natural functions to relieve stress & optimize wellbeing.
Not intended for use by children or pregnant or nursing women.
Orders are typically processed within 24 hours and ship to all 50 states. We do not offer expedited shipping service at this time. The PARCH team is actively trying to reduce unnecessary environmental & human strain wherever we can.
Due to health and safety reasons, we’re currently not accepting any returns for our beverages. We want you to love our products as much as we do but if you are unhappy please reach out to us at hello@drinkparch.com and we will be happy to help.
Overall rating: 4.837209 / 5 from 43 reviews.
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Simply delicious
"I am a recent consumer of non-alcoholic cocktails and this was one of the first I margarita alternatives I found -- and it is still the best by far ! It really tastes like a good margarita without any of the booze to get in the way of whatever you have planned. Goes great with Mexican food of course. You can taste all the essential elements: the lime (which doesn't taste canned), agave, a bit of salt. A bit of carbonation / sparkle adds a nice touch. Despite the full flavor it still has a pleasant light quality to it, and it's not high in calories or sugar."
Great Alternative
"Having something without alcohol to drink in the evening has just gotten better with Parch. I have tried two flavors, the margarita and desert, and this one is my favorite. You are instantly relaxed and satisfied. I enjoy this with a squeeze of lime and salt on the rim. I bought a case after enjoying my 4 pack with my husband. Thank you so much for this alternative to alcohol."
THE BEST ADAPTOGEN NA DRINK!
"I've tried lots of nootropic/adaptogen drinks as I try to drink less alcohol overall, and this one not only tastes like a cocktail, but gives me a little bit of calm! It's probably the most delicious one I've had that is actually functional (I often don't feel much from these things),"
The Right Kind of Spicy
"This has become a summer favorite -- the spicy profile of this margarita is subtle but present. It tastes very fresh and quenching."
Fantastic!
"Some friends and I did a taste-test of several non-alcoholic margaritas, and PARCH was the winner, across the board. PARCH's flavor profile is more layered and less acidic than other similar drinks, and it made a nice mocktail over ice with lime and tajin. Super happy to have found y'all!!"
Delicious!
"Wow! FINALLY a mocktail that doesn't have a weird overly sweet after taste. Expensive, but so worth it if you don't want alcohol but want a fancy treat."
Tops!
"Best NA cocktail I’ve tried so far. Depth of flavor is there. Tastebuds are happy. Branding is pleasing to boot."
"I bought this beverage originally at Farmette in New Buffalo, MI. I really enjoyed the taste,and when family was enjoying wine, I poured my Parch in a wine glass and never felt I was missing a thing."
New NA Favorite!
"Love this stuff! A little pricey, but a good NA alternative and great flavor!"
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