Better than Most
"Having tried a couple of dozen NA mocktails to replace our evening cocktail, the Parch offerings stand out as better than most. They offer sophistication for celebration and character like a cocktail. I'm hooked. Bye Bye hangover."
Try a sophisticated blend of sweet & sour with our NEW PARCH mix pack. We've combined our two bestselling flavors so you get the bittersweet Prickly Paloma and the tart & tangy Desert Margarita. It also means you have plenty in the fridge for when sober-curious friends stop by & want something more than seltzer or soda.
Infused with our proprietary stack of adaptogens: L-Theanine, Ashwagandha, and American Ginseng to chill you out with The Parch Effect.
All natural, Non-GMO, no preservatives & never artificial. Vegan and Gluten Free
Hispanic and Female Owned, 1% for the Desert
PRICKLY PALOMA
Carbonated Water, Blue Agave Nectar, Prickly Pear Juice Concentrate, Chamomile and Hibiscus Flavor with Other Natural Flavors, Lime Juice Concentrate, Grapefruit Bitters with Other Natural Flavors, Peppercorn and Jambu Flavor with Other Natural Flavors, Malic Acid, Sea Salt, Adaptogens (Ginseng, L-Theanine Extract from green tea, Ashwagandha Root Extract), Black Carrot Juice Concentrate (for color), Orange Peel Bitters Extract, Hibiscus Extract, Blue Agave Inulin.
DESERT MARGARITA
Carbonated Water, Organic Blue Agave Nectar, Lime Juice Concentrate, Tangerine Juice Concentrate, Sonoran Desert Sea Salt, Natural Tamarind Citrus Extract, Natural Lime Extract, Natural Chamomile and Hibiscus Flavor with other Natural Flavors, 185mg of Adaptogens* (American Ginseng, L-Theanine Extract from Green Tea, Ashwagandha Root Extract), Organic Blue Agave Inulin, Tamarind Extract, Orange Peel Bitters, Natural Curcurmin Extract (for Color).
Not intended for use by children or pregnant or nursing women.
Orders are typically processed within 24 hours and ship to all 50 states. We do not offer expedited shipping service at this time. The PARCH team is actively trying to reduce unnecessary environmental & human strain wherever we can.
Due to health and safety reasons, we’re currently not accepting any returns for our beverages. We want you to love our products as much as we do but if you are unhappy please reach out to us at hello@drinkparch.com and we will be happy to help.
Overall rating: 4.769231 / 5 from 26 reviews.
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"Having tried a couple of dozen NA mocktails to replace our evening cocktail, the Parch offerings stand out as better than most. They offer sophistication for celebration and character like a cocktail. I'm hooked. Bye Bye hangover."
— Nils J. (5/5)
"I have been sharing my Parch supply with family who are really enjoying it. It is great to have to offer such a tasty, ready made adult alcohol free cocktail at gatherings. The flavor layers are wonderful."
— Irene S. (5/5)
"I love this beverage. I save it for the evening when I’m ready to wind down and make supper or sit outside in the garden. It tastes like a special cocktail without the alcohol. Mostly I pour it on nice ice and garnish it with something citrus. I panic a bit when I’m running low! Good reason to subscribe;)"
— Julia R. (5/5)
"Superb! These are so flavorful and complex, and I really love how they truly taste like a well-balanced craft cocktail. I loved it so much, I sent some to a pregnant friend!"
— IVANA C. (5/5)
"When I drink Parch I’m not missing anything. Subtle nuances that are totally satisfying."
— judy j. (5/5)
"Absolutely adore the Prickly Paloma but wasn't too much of a fan of their desert marg flavor. Maybe its b/c the spicy one is so good that my bar was too high. Plan to stay w/ the subscription and change it up."
— Diana G. (3/5)
"These are the best ready made mocktails I’ve tried. They’re not cloyingly sweet fruit juices nor do they taste like flavored air. Like other adult beverages, they have flavors on both the front end and back end of each sip. I think they do best sipped directly out of the chilled can."
— Brian P. (5/5)
"I ordered a mixed pack Paloma and desert margarita. I only got the Palomas. I have sent multiple messages to Parch and gotten no response. Will not be ordering from them again."
— Lee M. (1/5)
"Perfect for a night with friends."
— Hattie L. (5/5)
"The Prickly Paloma-Desert Margarita mix pack is the best of both worlds. I’m partial to the Spiced Piñarita when I’m in the Mescalita mood, but really enjoy having the option of these two when I’m not in the mood for a “smokier libation. Delicious."
— James K. (5/5)

